Episode 1[]
Golden: Hello everybody, my name is Golden and this is my best friend Valentina
Valentina: Hi
Golden: And we today are going to have a Christmas Party
Golden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNd here are our guests
- Courtney, Silver and Ice walk in door
Golden: Why'd you invite all cats!, Valentina why did you invite all cats!!!
Valentina: I didn't invite all cats
Golden: Well who's coming that's a dog
- Door opens, Vanessa walks in
Vanessa: Hi honey
- Golden Yells
Golden: Don't call me 'Honey'
Golden: Valentina, your guests are terrible
Valentina: We just wanted a Christmas Party
Golden: I know but this crowd is...
Golden: 3 annoying Cats and my girlfriend, well that's what she tells everybody
Vanessa: Hey that's not fair
Golden: I DON'T LIKE YOU
Vanessa: I'm wearing vanilla perfume your favorite
Golden: No your not you smell like wet dog
- Golden walks away
Vanessa: You do to
- Golden stops
Golden: Oh it's on now
Vanessa: OK OK you smell fine smell fine
- Awkward silence
Vanessa: I at least want to be your friend
Golden: FINE
- Golden hugs and kisses Vanessa
Golden: THERE
Vanessa: You kissed me
Valentina: Golden get over here
- Valentina pulls Golden away and Golden punches Vanessa on there way
Vanessa: Ow
- Vanessa lays there moveless. She pops up PARTY!!!!
Valentina: Come on come on
- Valentina pulls Golden into Guest Room
- Courtney shoves face far into the camera
Courtney: Heller everybody it is Christmas Day and I am having fun aaaat the Christmas Party
- Courtney walks away then walks back with face still shoved in camera
Courtney: Was my head to big when I was just talking
- Courtney walks away
Courtney (As she is Walking): I thought so
- Ice Opens Guest Room door
Ice: I can help right
Valentina: No you can't
Ice: Why not
- Valentina throws Ice over with the rest
- Valentina walks back into the guest room
Valentina: So...
Golden: She brought 3 annoying cats and a dog that's crazy for me...why why why
- Valentina bends over as Golden is pushing her down, Valentina is on 2 paws still bent back without Golden there
Golden: I said why
Valentina: You should know why it wouldn't be a party
Golden: yes but...
- Vanessa breaks door down and leaps onto Golden
Vanessa: So what are we talking about?
Golden: Nonononono get out
- Ice jumps in then Silver and Courtney jump in
Golden: getoutgetoutgetout
Golden: Hey everyone let's play Attack Valentina
Valentina: Let's not
- Everyone jumps and claws Valentina
Valentina: no ow ow OW
After a few minutes...
Valentina: I love it
Golden: That's for inviting people that I have no friends with
Valentina: Then make friends
- Courtney walks over
Courtney: What are we talking about over here?
Valentina: Will you just-
Golden: Leave us alone
Ice: Golden and Valentina wanna kiiss
Vanessa: Oh they won't that is my job
- Vanessa attacks Valentina
- Valentina throws Vanessa into Bathroom and Ice locks the door
Vanessa: Ow
Ice: wheeee
- Golden growls
Golden sounds in scariest voice by any Webkinz EVER: Valentina
Valentina: Yea we are just having a Christmas Party whoo
Golden: I'm going to sleep in the basemant bed
- Golden walks over and lays down
After 15 minutes passes...
- Everyone attacks Golden while he is asleep even Valentina
Golden: Really Really
Valentina: I had nothing to do with this
Golden: You could have stood up to them you are the biggest one here
Valentina:Well I didn't
- As soon as Golden was about to kill Valentina Courtney jumped over them onto a cushion
Courtney: That was fun
Silver: Whoo woo
Vanessa: I don't know
- Ice, Valentina and Golden jump to
Golden: I...am...sickofthispartyI'mleavingthisparty
Vanessa:Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
- Vanessa runs after him
Golden:No leave me ALONE!!!!
- Golden throws Vanessa into a cactus
Vanessa:Wait noooo
Vanessa (After giving up running after him): I'm going to get back at him
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
*An odd creature jump behind Golden and attacks him
???: don't look back or you will drop dead
Golden: What's happening ACK help me I'm afraid
Silver: (Chuckles) That's Vanessa who's pulling Golden this all is just a big fat joke
Valentina: she's doing what?!
Valentina:I'm gonna get her
Outside...
Golden: Help me Help me
???: Silence
Valentina: Golden turn around it's Vanessa
- Golden turns
Golden:Vanessa!!
Vanessa:Huh huh....bye
- Vanessa runs away
Golden:I'm shutting the camera off...good bye everybody
(Background) Golden:Valentina send em home
Notes[]
- Lacie and Demen are absent in this episode
- Ice and Silver are special Stars
Episode 2[]
Golden:Hello everybody my name is Golden and you can probably guess who this is but I'm gonna tell you anyway if you are not famous with our work...Valentina
Valentina:Hello
Valentina:I'm available
Golden:Will you come back here
Golden:Anyway
- Vanessa butts in
Vanessa: Who are we talking about, are we talking about you being the cutest man in the whole wide world
Golden:No we are not so GO AWAY!!!
- Vanessa walks away
Golden:She has a SUPER crush on me and she SUPER annoying plus she is SUPER silly and SUPER crazy
- Golden sighs
Golden:I wish she would just GO AWAY
- Courtney walks in front of camera
Courtney: WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!
Golden:O for the love of all things Josh
Courtney:What did I interrupt something
- Courtney shovs face in camera
Courtney:OOhh big camera
Golden:GET OUT
Courtney:Why
- Golden shoves Courtney away
Golden:Gogogogogogogo
Golden:Sorry America those guys are really annoying
Golden:Anyway, we are here at the ottest club in town
- People start walking through the camera path
Golden:The Webkinz...
- Even more people start to walk
Golden:Actually I don't really know what it's called...anyway all I know is that it's Really Really packed
- Demen and Vanessa walk through camera
Vanessa:Hi Hubby
Golden:I'm not your future hubby
- Allison walks through camera then backs up
Allison:Ooh a camera the camera's love me yeah yeah come here
- Allison kisses camera
Allison:Hey I'm pretty
Valentina: GET OUT OF OUR SHOOT
- Allison runs away
Allison:I'll exchange Courtney with me
- Allison throws Courtney away
- Courtney comes back and throws Allison away
Courtney:I'm back
Golden:LEAVE US ALONE!!! I mean really leave us ALONE
Rosebush:Hey that's Courtney!
- Everyone in club starts to praise Courtney
Golden:Why is Courtney so special
Golden:That's not fair I'm the star I fixed the camera she just likes to annoy me
Courtney:What can I say they love me right
Golden:Valentina we are LEAVING HERE
2 hours later...
Golden:It's more peaceful up at the top of Mount Kinz nobody can get up here cause it's 20.000 feet up
Golden (panting hard): no one can get up here
Golden:But no one has the strength to climb all the way
Courtney:Really!!
Golden:Oh for Pete's sake go down
Valentina:Well while he's busy I'm going to tell you about my life
- Mountain starts to shake and falls over
Valentina:Oh no
We Will Be Right Back...
The 3 fall into a hole in The Webkinz...
- Courtney moves a poisonious snake out of the camera not knowing that it's a poisonous snake
Courtney:I got it don't worry
Golden:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Vanessa walks by Golden without no one seeing her
Vanessa:Hi
Golden:WILL YOU JUST LEAVE I AM SICK OF YOU RUINING MY LIFE WILL YOU JUST SHUT YOU PIEHOLE
Valentina:I got this
- Vanessa bites her leg
Valentina: OOWWW
Golden:SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE wait not you Valentina
- Valentina walks away crying
Golden:I didn't mean you
- Vanessa gets up in camera
Vanessa:Yo
- Everyone gathers around the 2
Vanessa:Now is our chance
- Vanessa kisses Golden
Golden:I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR-
Notes[]
- Allison is a special star
- When the Webkinz are walking through the camera Lacie is one of the Webkinz counting her in this episode which means every main character makes an appearance
Episode 3[]
Golden:Hello everyone my name is Golden and this is my best friend Valentina the big one the really big pink cat
Valentina:You're very nice DID YOU KNOW THAT!
Golden:OK so let's go Valentina
- Golden walks away Valentina stays there
Valentina: I don't know where I'm going so I'm just going to stay here
Golden:Are you coming are what
Valentina:Is Vanessa here?
Golden:No
Valentina:Then let's stay here
Golden:You're smart
- Valentina starts whistling
Golden:This is SO boring I'm just gonna go
Golden:nonononononononono
Courtney:HI
Golden:What did I do? What did I do to deserve this What did I do wrong
Valentina:You didn't sit
- Golden starts crying harder and harder
Valentina:While he has a nervous breakdown-
Courtney:Oo can I do this part
Valentina:You don't even know what do say
Courtney:I know that's the FUN PART
Courtney:Today's episode has been brought to you today by-
Valentina:We don't have sponsers you Idiot
Golden:OK I think I'm good Ok
- Vanessa walks in
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Vanessa:Hi Golden
- Golden starts bawling again
Vanessa:oh future hubby I'm Sor-
Golden:I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE HUBBY!!!!!!!!!!
Vanessa:You didn't have to be so mean
- Vanessa sniffs Golden
Vanessa:You smell like cat
Golden (Shifting his head):You did not just go there you did not just go there
Vanessa (Imitading Golden):Oh yes I did Oh yes I did word word word word
Golden:Oh it's go time
- Golden jumps on Vanessa camera turns to Valentina
- Clawing scratching, explotions, and swordfighting heard in the background
Courtney:Oh there such a great couple
Valentina:OK
Valentina:Listen never listen to her or anything coming from her mouth
Valentina:OK so as they continue fighting I am going to shut the camera off because Golden wanted to talk to you about something but he's a little busy and it could be a while so what's the point anyway bye
Notes[]
- Demen and Lacie are absent in this episode
Episode 4[]
- Golden talking to Valentina not knowing the camera is on
Golden:Oh yeah well you should just can it
Golden: Oh hi everyone I'm Golden and this is Valentina
Golden: If you are wondering why we --- Actually I'm not going to tell you what we were arguing about it's kinda well not good for this site anyway
- Vanessa walks in
Vanessa: Hi Future Hubby
Golden: I AM NOT YOUR STINKIN FUTURE HUBBY
- Vanessa kisses Golden
Golden: I am going to kill you
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
- Golden leaps onto Vanessa
- Vanessa cuts off Golden's oxygen
Golden:owowowowowowowowow no no no!!!
- Vanessa starts beating Golden to the ground
As Golden and Vanessa wrestle Valentina says: Hi America
- Crowds start to clap
Golden:What happened why were there clapping without me I'm the star of the show!
- Courtney walks in
Courtney: Hi everyone
Golden: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ELVIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO ANNO-YING
- Golden attacks Courtney
- Vanessa jump onto Golden
Golden:What was that for I didn't even do anything I don't think she was trying to hit me
- Golden leaves
Courtney: Since he's gone we can sing
Vanessa and Courtney singing: Deck the halls with bows of holly fa la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la I don't know the rest of the song fa LA LA LALA LA LA LA LA doo dee dee dee do do da da deedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedoo WHOOP
Valentina: OK that was Christmas music an it was actually pretty good
- Golden walks in
Golden: The camera shuts off now
Notes[]
- Demen and Lacie are absent in this episode
Episode 5 (Part 1 of 3)[]
Golden:Hello everyone my name is Golden and this is my friend Valentina say hello Valentina
Valentina:Hello everybody
Golden:And today I bought or you know kinda stole a popcorn bucket so now I'm going to eat some of it
- Golden looks in the popcorn tin
Golden: oh no
Golden:My popcorn is now poisoned
Valentina:Why why is it poisoned
- Courtney pops out of the popcorn tin
Courtney:HI EVERYBODY
Golden:NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY
Courtney:You get me free with every purchase
Golden: Well guess what I don't want to get you free with every purchase so ha how about that
Courtney:You are SO mean so mean
Golden:Now I can't eat any popcorn and it's all your fault
Golden:OK so the butter side is poisoned I'll eat the cheddar side
Golden:NO
- Golden flies over the edge of the loveseat
- Vanessa pops out
Vanessa:All right
Vanessa:Where'd my future hubby go
Golden:I'm not your future hubby and I'm down here at the edge of the loveseat I wasn't amused when I saw you come out of THE POPCORN TIN
Vanessa:You get me free with every purchase
Golden:Oh like I believe that I do NOT beleive that one bit
Vanessa:Well now we can have a party
Golden: no no no we are not going to have a party
Courtney:We already have the popcorn so we could
Golden:Fine but the carmel side's all we go- OH NO
- Demen pops out
Demen:Hey
Demen:You can me free with every purchase
Golden:Don't believe him this is just a hoax this is nothing special I'm shutting the camera off
Valentina:WAIT
Golden:What
Valentina:There is nobody else in the tin
Golden:There probably hiding hey there are no lumps oh thank the Lord there is no one else
- Golden eats some and spits it out
Golden:OH FOR PETE'S SAKE there is hair all over my popcorn that's it the camera shuts off now because I don't think you wanna see this
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Notes[]
- Lacie is absent in this episode
Episode 6 (Part 2 of 3)[]
- Vanessa,Courtney, and Demen are laying on the loveseat moveless
Golden:Huh And that is what ya get
Golden:Hello everybody I just turned off the camera for like a split-second because I had to do this
Valentina:Anyway let's eat some more popcorn
Golden:I also got all the cat hair removed too. AUUUGGGHHH!!!
- Lacie pops out
Lacie:Hello
Golden:Who are you
Lacie:When you get 3 webkinz with every purchase you get 3 free
Golden:Where are the other 2?
- Amber and LJ pop out
Golden:Are you kidding me This is just wrong I just wanted a popcorn tin and this is what I get this is Not Funny NOt FUnny NOT FUNNY not funny
- Camera zooms in on Amber trying to make herself look better
Golden:notfunnynotfunnynotfunny YOU'RE NOT GOLDEN
- Zooms in on Golden again
Golden:Bright side no more Webkinz in the bucket
- Manny pops out
Manny:Hi
Golden:getuhwhattuhgippledurpledink
Golden:What are you doing here this is just WRONG JUST WRONG I mean look at these people ALL I WANTED WAS A POPCORN TIN
Golden:My best friends a cat,A dog who's crazy for me, and her big brother who clearly weird-looking, a manatee how I can't find out how he's breathing because he not underwater, a girl lion who thinks she's all that, abig-mouthed cat that talks to loud, a dog that's has the weirdest voice in the whole weird if you could here it, and a Leopard that I don't even know what's wrong with him. and that's not what I wanted I wanted a POP-CORN-TIN OK I'm gonna shut the camera off now bye.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Notes[]
- Courtney, Vanessa, and Demen are absent in this episode but are lying on the ground and Golden talks about them at the end of the episode
- LJ, Amber, and Manny are special Stars in this episode
Episode 7 (Part 3 of 3)[]
Golden:OK I am sick of those Webkinz so I tossed them out and I...I kept the Black Poodle cause she's kinda cute
Lacie:Thank you Thank You very much
......
Lacie:When you get 3 webkinz with every purchase you get 3 free
Golden:I know that but I just want it's you
Lacie:You're very nice
Valentina:Well...
Golden:Can it Valentie
Valentina:Who?
Golden:Ahem thank you Lacie
Valentina:You said she had the weirdest voice in the whole wide world
Golden:I know but she's very VERY cute and she was also the least annoying so
Valentina Do you have a feeling we are being watched by someone?
Golden:Uh no why? I don't see anybody the family dog isn't even looking at us I mean there is no one here
- Courtney's head is sticking out of a pillow
Courtney:HI
Golden:Oh for crying out loud
Courtney:WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
Golden:Would you just leave JUST JUST AUUUGGGHHHH
Valentina:Courtney will you just leave please
Courtney:No I'm gonna have the time of my life with this thing
- Holds Lacie up
Lacie:Hello
Courtney:Oh man I'm gonna have so much fun SOOOOO where'd you put that popcorn tin
Golden:I'm not speaking to you
Courtney:I think he said the refridgerator
..............
Courtney:It's not in there
Courtney:Where is it you liar
.............
Courtney:I think he died
..............
Courtney:He's not moving what do I do
Lacie:He put the stinkin popcorn tin in the kitchen on the floor
Courtney:Oh what she said I'll go get it
...............
Valentina:I'm available all you cute guys out there I'm famous
Courtney:I couldn't find the popcorn tin it wasn't under the table
Lacie:IT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF THE KITCHEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE KITCHEN IS?!?!
Courtney:Yeah of course I know
Lacie:We are going to have to shut the camera off for...personal purposes
Lacie:How do you shut it off oh wait Valentina kows how to do it
Valentina:I do
Notes[]
- Vanessa and Demen are absent in this episode
- When Golden says Valentie it is said (Val-N-Tee)
Episode 8[]
Golden:Hello everybody I'm Golden and this is my BFF Valentina and today we are at the lovely beach
Valentina:And Vanessa is on vacation so we don't have to worry about her today
Golden:Isn't that awesome?
- Vanessa and Demen walk over
Vanessa:FUTURE HUBBY! I didn't know you were coming here this is our vacation spot
Golden: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Golden:ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Vanessa:No
Demen:Time to take a dip
- Vanessa and Demen jump into the water
Vanessa:Future Hubby the water's great
Golden:I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THERE VACATION SPOT THIS IS OUR VACATION SPOT GGGGGGGRRRRRR
Courtney:Hi
Golden:YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS YOUR VACATION SPOT
Courtney:It is
Golden:AUUUGGH GET IN THE POOL
- Throws Courtney into the ocean
Golden:Or in the waves or whatever they are I'm losing my mind I AM SICK OF THEM RUINING MY LIFE
Valentina:Hi
- Camera watches the 3 in the water
Golden: Are you listening to me?!
- Lacie walks along the side of the ocean
Golden:Some things aren't all bad
- Golden runs over to Lacie
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Valentina:Uh I don't know what to do right now oh wait I'll take a dip
- Jumps into the water
- Golden and Lacie are walking along the beach
Golden:I didn't know you were going to be here
Lacie:Yea
Golden:Do you want to walk with me down the beach?
Lacie:Why not
Golden:Really your not just saying that
Lacie:No let's go
Golden:OK
Golden:NO
- Valentina, Vanessa, Demen, and Courtney come up with them
Golden:JUST LEAVE US ALONE JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!
Golden:We are going on our walk come on Lacie
- The 2 run away
Vanessa:I have to stop them before it's too late
Demen:Vanessa to our cabin hurry up
- Vanessa sighs
Vanessa:I hate happy endings without me bye Valentina will shut the camera off
Notes[]
- All characters make an appearance in this episode
Episode 9 (Part 1 of 2)[]
Golden:Yello everyone I'm Golden this is Valentina
Valentina:Hello everyone
Golden:And it's daybreak so the others shouldn't be up yet
Courtney:HI
Golden:Are you kidding me ARE YOU KIDDING How are you even up right now?
Courtney: I took a long catnap yesterday and I stayed up all night
Golden:But it's not fair IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO RUIN OUR SHOW NOW GET OUT
Golden:oh my goodness
Valentina:She's is so much work but Vanessa and Demen should not be up yet
Golden:Don't say that there probably awake
........................
Golden:Maybe not
Courtney:I'm back
Golden:GEEEET OOOOUUUUTTT!
Golden:Oh nonononononononoonono
Vanessa:Hi futurehubby
Golden: I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE HUBBY leave us alone it's daybreak you shouldn't be up it's the Crack of Dawn YOU SHOULD GET YOUR BIG FAT HEAD OUT OF THE CAMERA
Vanessa:But you're going to marry me someday and I want a video diary when we were just friends
Golden:I'm not going to marry you
- Golden shoves Vanessa into Demen
- Demen walks over to Golden with a mean face
Golden:Oh no
- Demen jumps on Golden
- Demen throws Golden into the plants
Golden:owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
- Demen sits close to Valentina
Demen:Hello
Valentina: I'm not going to marry YOU
- Demen grabs Valentina by the throat
Valentina:You're big
- Demen throws Valentina into the same plants
Golden:Oh Ow
Demen:OK Vanessa you can come back out
Vanessa:Hi everybody
Demen:Hello shut the camera off now
Vanessa:OK I can't do it oh well the time limit is almost up let's just let it run out
- Demen starts singing in Spanish
Courtney:NO WAIT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY CHANCE TO SHOW EVERYONE MY TAP-DANCING
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Notes[]
- Lacie is absent in this episode
Episode 10 (Part 2 of 2)[]
Golden:Hello everybody my name is Golden this is Valentina and we just woke up to the lovely sun beutiful isn't it?
Valentina:I think it's lovely
Courtney:And I stuffed Courtney in a box so we won't have to worry about her
- Lacie walks by
Golden:Wait nononononono come back
Valentina:He will be back now don't tell anybody but Golden likes Lacie Lacie likes Golden and they went out GASP are you ok?
Golden:What did you say
Valentina:Uh...
Golden:I told you NOT to tell everyone on national TV
- Golden attacks Valentina and both fall on Demen
Demen:What are you guys doing?
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Golden:It doesn't matter what we are doing Demen she told everyone that I LOVE LACIE AND IT'S TRUE...oops
Lacie:Cool
- Lacie kisses Golden and Vanessa flies down to the Greenhouse
Vanessa:I heard a kiss and it was Golden's lips WHO DID YOU KISS?!? YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE GOLDEN
Golden:Why are there so much people up at this early hour?
Vanessa:Because I heard a kiss from you to NOT ME
Lacie:It was from me and I like him so back off
- Shoves Vanessa into the plants
- Vanessa:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowwww
Demen:Youre gonna get it
Golden:No you're gonna have to go through me
- Demen pushes Golden into the same plants
Vanessa:Hey
Valentina:You're not getting near her understand?
Demen:Sure but I Can still shove you over
- Valentina magically starts floating in the air
Valentina:No you're not
- Demen jumps on Valentina
Valentina:I think you broke my neck
- Vanessa climbs back up
Vanessa:Where is Golden I thought he came back over here?
- Golden gets up with flowers stuck on his head
Golden:Over here still I was hiding in that pot
Golden:Now you guys better get your-
Courtney:Hi
Golden:Oh leave us alone
Courtney:No I won't oh I have the perfect title for this At the Crack of Dawn
Golden:SHUT UP AND LEAVE
Lacie:Let's toss that Vanessa figure out
Demen:You could but then you would get it from me
Valentina:Then I will toss you out
Courtney:Then I will watch
Courtney:Now wait just a second I am gonna get that popcorn tin
Golden:I can't believe I am waiting for her
Valentina:Me neither
Demen:Me neither
Lacie:Me neither
Vanessa:She takes to long
Courtney:Don't worry I'm back I couldn't find it
Lacie:I think I've told you before where that popcorn tin when Golden got the popcorn tin and I TOLD YOU THEN THAT IT WAS IN THE S-
Golden:OK that is enough you go swearing if you get mad enough that is not good
- Demen attacks Lacie
Valentina:Not Lacie
- Valentina attacks Demen
Demen:I'm gonna KILL LACIE SHE WANTS TO KILL VANESSA
Golden:YOU'RE NOT KILLING MY FUTURE WIFE I can't believe I said that out loud
Lacie:So you're embarrassed huh?
Golden:No I mean
Courtney:This is better then As the Cat Turns
Golden: NO IT'S NOT
Courtney: I know As the Cat Turns is the best
Valentina:I love that show
Courtney:I know right?
Demen:That's it I'm gonna shut the camera off......how do you shut the camera off
Golden:You know how to right?
Valentina:Yes but I'm not gonna do it
- Demen attacks Valentina
Valentina:OK I will
Golden:NO I'm the star and I say NO
- Demen attacks Golden
Courtney:Hello
Lacie:You know since I've been here so long I am surprised that I don't know how to shut off the camera
Golden:That's it come on Lacie we are leaving this mess
Valentina:I'll shut off the camera now
Notes[]
- Everyone makes an appearance in this episode
Episode 11 (Part 1 of 5)[]
Golden:Hello everyone I am Golden and this is Valentina and we ran away to Chicago with Lacie
Lacie:Why did you bring me along?
Golden:Because I wanted a pretty face to come I mean all I have is Valentina
Valentina:Oh it's on now
- Valentina attacks Golden
Valentina:I'm bigger then Golden
Lacie: Yep yea I know right I mean
- Valentina loses balance and falls and Lacie
Lacie: OH NO
Golden:While they have quality time together wait a sec LACIE
- Golden pulls Lacie off Valentina
Golden:OK OK do you need medical attention
Lacie: Why would I need medical attention you dummy
Golden: OK I'm going to the bathroom
Lacie: Oh you mean potty
Golden: Yes uh potty I will use the potty and be right back
- Valentina gets up
Valentina:So hows it goin
Lacie:Not to bad actually Holy Cow
- Lacie looks outside
Lacie: I see a bright light... it's an angel
Golden:Hey everyone
Lacie:There is an angel in this room
Golden: It's in the morning and that light is the sun see it's just a bush I think you need glasses
Lacie:All right time to go
- Looks at camera
Lacie: I don't know how
- Golden points at big red button
Lacie: OH WELL THAT'S SIMPLE
Notes[]
- Vanessa, Courtney, and Demen are absent in this episode
Episode 12 (Part 2 of 5)[]
Golden: OK I'm Golden and this is Valentina
Valentina: Yo
Golden: And we are in Chicago with Lacie
Lacie: Hey
Golden: OK I find this place soothing without Vanessa
Lacie: Or Courtney
Golden: Hey look a lion
- Valentina stares
Lion: Hey hottie how's it goin
Valentina: heehee
Lion:Yo big cat move it
Valentina:Sorry
Golden: Who are you
Harry: Harry
Valentina: Hey
Golden:So
Harry: Where are you from
Lacie: Indianapolis
Harry: Cool
Valentina: Hmm mmm wait what
Lacie: Hmm you can't trust everybody on the street
Harry: Hmm OK so are you lost
Valentina: Yes
Golden: No were...wait a sec yes we are!
Notes[]
- Courtney, Vanessa, and Demen are absent in this episode
- Harry is a guest star in this episode
Episode 13 (Part 3 of 5)[]
Golden: Hello everybody I'm Golden that's Valentina and we are lost oh no!
Lacie: Dude calm down
Golden:I can't man I can't calm down we just ran away to Chicago to get away from Courtney and Vanessa and it's bad man
Valentina: Just ask someone where do go
Golden: Fine here come some googles
Lacie: There twins...twin girls
Golden: Yep
- The googles walk over
Google 1: Oh my gosh I love you Golden
Lacie: HEY that's my job
Google 2: I'm Caitlyn and that's Abby
Golden: Before you love on me tell us how to get back to Indianapolis
Caitlyn: I don't know can we love on you now
Lacie: I hate this idea
Golden: More suitable answer
Abby: OK just take the interstate behind you and just follow that trail
Caitlyn: Can we love on you now
Golden: Fine
- Abby and Caitlyn jump on Golden
- Ground starts shaking
Golden: Whats happening?
Abby: Earthquake!
Valentina: Just remain calm
Caitlyn: Golden is gone and ABBY
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Notes[]
- Courtney, Vanessa, and Demen are absent
- Abby and Caitlyn are guest stars in this episode
Episode 14 (Part 4 of 5)[]
Valentina: Hello I'm Valentina and Golden is MISSING weve checked everywhere and an earthquake just erupted and we have no idea where Golden is we are lost completely and we basically don't know where we are I wanna go home I barely know what I'm talking about because the earthquake jumbled our brains Abby and Golden are missing and we are in big trouble we need to scan the area everyone spread out
- Lacie jumps on Caitlyn
Lacie: Giddy up
- Caitlyn sighs
- Abby is not in the ditch
Abby:Where is she where did she do
Lacie:She has been kidnapped HELP!!!
Valentina: I don't see anything under this rubble I have an idea
- Starts digging
Valentina:GOLDEN
- Pulls Golden up
- Golden coughs
Valentina: OK?
Golden:hmm yea
Valentina:You sure you're not injured after the earthquake
Golden:What earthquake
- Valentina gasps
Valentina:He has amnesia
- Harry looks at Abby
Harry:So my little princess
Abby: Why do you have me trapped?
- Harry drops a weight on Abby
Abby:OW
Harry: I have this 20 lbs. brick on you for a good reason I used to have fame and fortune as Dex Dangerous on that TV show until Golden and Valentina got more popular then me my show got cancelled and I will destroy them for good
Abby: oooowwwww
Harry: And sice Valentina will do anything for me she could trap the others in no time hahahahahahahaha
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
Notes[]
- Courtney, Vanessa, and Demen are absent in this episode
- Caitlyn, Abby, and Harry are special guest stars in this episode
Episode 15 (Part 5 of 5) SEASON FINALE[]
Harry: They shall find us eventually
Golden: I do not have amnesia if that is what she told you
Valentina: You said IF
- Helicopter starts swirling
Valentina:Where did that helicopter come from
Golden:Who is jumping out of the plane
Courtney: GERONOMO!!!!
- Courtney lands on Golden
Valentina:Courtney!
Courtney:WE FINALLY FOUND THEM VANESSA!
Vanessa: GOOD I CAN'T LET MY FUTURE HUBBY DIE
Golden: I....AM...NOT...YOUR....STINKIN...FUTURE....HU-BBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vanessa: CAN YOU SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Golden:Come on we need to go
Valentina:Wait we need Lacie
- Lacie runs in
Lacie: I'm back we have terrible news Abby is being held captive by Valentinas boyfriend
Valentina: He's by boyfriend? wait captive
Courtney:Wait what is going on I leave for 2 days and Valentina has a boyfriend
Golden:We will tell you when we get there come on make Vanessa land the plane
Courtney: VANESSA GEAR66 LAND DOUBLE O FOUR
Vanessa: WHAT
Courtney: LAND THE PLANE
Vanessa:YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT
Courtney: Pilots they get worse and worse every year
Valentina: OK Courtney so they are coming right
Courtney: They?
Valentina:Yeah Vanessa and Demen
Courtney: No it's just Vanessa
Valentina:How do we know she will be protected
Courtney: I don't know
- Vanessa jumps from plane
Vanessa:Don't worry it's in auto park
Courtney: Auto park?
Vanessa: It's a flying car
Courtney: You told me it was a plane
Vanessa:Well sorry if...
Golden: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LET'S JUST HURRY
Caitlyn: Oh my gosh I love you two
Courtney:Thank you
Caitlyn:You make Golden mad
Courtney:It's what we are paid for
Caitlyn: Anyway my sister is in horrible danger
Courtney:And by terrible danger you mean
Caitlyn: He told Abby first you tomorrow the world
Vanessa: Let's go come on anyone but my future hubby Courtney: Let's go come on
- Golden and Valentina leave Courtney and Vanessa
Vanessa: Wait for us
- Golden, Valentina, Caitlyn, Courtney, Vanessa, and Lacie bust the door
Harry: Why hello there mwahahahahaha
Lacie: I was right don't trust anyone off the street
Harry: While Valentina had a panic attack
- Valentina chuckles
Courtney: You tend to do that
Harry: I snuck off in the valley and came back without no one knowing
Golden: You evil lion it's on
- Another 20 lbs. brick falls on Golden
Vanessa: FUTURE HUBBY!!!
Courtney: ohnohono save us how heavy is that
Harry: 20 lbs. hahahaha
- Brick falls on Courtney
Courtney: OW
Harry: Valentina who will you pick me or Golden?
- Valentina looks at Golden
Harry:Hey hottie
Valentina: I'm in Harry
Lacie: Oh no Valentina
Valentina: I'm sorry take Vanessa and Lacie away
Vanessa: No you betrayed us
Harry: Let's marry
Valentina: OK *Jumps on Harry
Valentina: Happy Honeymoon
Harry: Ow you're heavy get off me
- Caitlyn lifted Abby's block
Valentina: OK Caitlyn go and Lacie call S.W.A.T.
Lacie: Got it
Harry: You're not hurting me fat chance in fact
- Harry shoves off Valentina
Valentina:OK then you'll kill you now
- Valentina shoves Harry off cliff
Harry: Nooooooooo
Golden:Valentina I knew I'd believe you
- All cheer
Courtney:Wait what is that
Golden:Is that the plane?
- Plane is about to hit Valentina's eye
Valentina: OH NOOOOOOO
Notes[]
- Demen is absent in this episode
- Abby, Caitlyn, and Harry are special stars in this episode
THE END